{"id":1295,"date":"2007-08-29T01:35:39","date_gmt":"2007-08-29T05:35:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.ewm.com\/2007\/08\/29\/marry-me\/"},"modified":"2007-08-29T01:35:39","modified_gmt":"2007-08-29T05:35:39","slug":"marry-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.myewm.com\/?p=1295","title":{"rendered":"Marry Me!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-1296\" href=\"http:\/\/blog.ewm.com\/2007\/08\/29\/marry-me\/bride\/\" title=\"bride\"><img loading=\"lazy\" border=\"0\" align=\"left\" width=\"90\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.ewm.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/230\/files\/2007\/08\/j0400123.thumbnail.jpg\" hspace=\"10\" alt=\"bride\" height=\"128\" \/><\/a>I loved the answer that was shouted out at the Coral Gables Ethics class when I asked the question, &#8220;how do you get a buyer to marry you?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8220;TELL &#8216;EM YOU&#8217;RE PREGNANT!&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>That may have worked well for some in the past  &#8212; however,  below is a link to a document that might help in the future.  Remember &#8212; there are only two guarantees in life &#8212; death and taxes. <\/p>\n<p> This is a document I received in my training at EWM, but  I prettied it up.  I can only take credit for the aesthetics.<\/p>\n<p>There is nothing for the buyer or Realtor to sign &#8212; this is merely an exercise . . . hopefully not in futility!<\/p>\n<p>Sorry, Carlos.  For consolation, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=aKcY_DNF8aY\" title=\"50 ways\">watch this<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p> <a href=\"http:\/\/v2.sharperagent.com\/Boomerang\/WebPost.flx?userID=B44B67A8-F256-43E8-BC3C-E40300E3458C&amp;storeID=5471528&amp;domainID=93\" title=\"Realtor-Buyer Agreement\">Realtor-Buyer Agreement<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I loved the answer that was shouted out at the Coral Gables Ethics class when I asked the question, &#8220;how do you get a buyer to marry you?&#8221; &#8220;TELL &#8216;EM YOU&#8217;RE PREGNANT!&#8221; That may have worked well for some in the past &#8212; however, below is a link to a document that might help in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1439,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_expiration-date-status":"","_expiration-date":0,"_expiration-date-type":"","_expiration-date-categories":[],"_expiration-date-options":[]},"categories":[59,105],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.myewm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1295"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.myewm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.myewm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.myewm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1439"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.myewm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1295"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.myewm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1295\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.myewm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1295"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.myewm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1295"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.myewm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1295"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}