{"id":3318,"date":"2007-09-24T17:26:03","date_gmt":"2007-09-24T21:26:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.ewm.com\/2007\/09\/24\/an-ewm-fairy-tale\/"},"modified":"2007-09-24T17:26:03","modified_gmt":"2007-09-24T21:26:03","slug":"an-ewm-fairy-tale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.myewm.com\/?p=3318","title":{"rendered":"An EWM Fairy Tale"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><strong>Warning: This Story Contains Graphic Language!<\/strong> <\/em><\/p>\n<p>Once upon a  <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.ewm.com\/2007\/09\/24\/an-ewm-fairy-tale\/fairy-tale-8\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-3340\" title=\"fairy tale\"><img src=\"http:\/\/blog.ewm.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/230\/files\/2007\/09\/pocket_watch-tiny.jpg\" alt=\"fairy tale\" align=\"middle\" border=\"0\" hspace=\"0\" vspace=\"0\" \/><\/a> there was a lovely <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.ewm.com\/2007\/09\/24\/an-ewm-fairy-tale\/fairy-tale-2\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-3324\" title=\"fairy tale\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.ewm.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/230\/files\/2007\/09\/little-house.jpg\" alt=\"fairy tale\" align=\"middle\" border=\"0\" height=\"35\" hspace=\"0\" vspace=\"0\" width=\"48\" \/><\/a> that was <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.ewm.com\/2007\/09\/24\/an-ewm-fairy-tale\/fairy-tale-7\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-3339\" title=\"fairy tale\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.ewm.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/230\/files\/2007\/09\/fsbotype.jpg\" alt=\"fairy tale\" align=\"middle\" border=\"0\" height=\"33\" hspace=\"0\" vspace=\"0\" width=\"47\" \/><\/a>. The owner of the <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.ewm.com\/2007\/09\/24\/an-ewm-fairy-tale\/fairy-tale-2\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-3324\" title=\"fairy tale\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.ewm.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/230\/files\/2007\/09\/little-house.jpg\" alt=\"fairy tale\" align=\"middle\" border=\"0\" height=\"36\" hspace=\"0\" vspace=\"0\" width=\"50\" \/><\/a> was a brilliant <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.ewm.com\/2007\/09\/24\/an-ewm-fairy-tale\/fairy-tale-5\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-3329\" title=\"fairy tale\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.ewm.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/230\/files\/2007\/09\/doctor-little.jpg\" alt=\"fairy tale\" align=\"middle\" border=\"0\" height=\"49\" hspace=\"0\" vspace=\"0\" width=\"38\" \/><\/a>but he wasn&#8217;t the brightest <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.ewm.com\/2007\/09\/24\/an-ewm-fairy-tale\/fairy-tale-9\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-3341\" title=\"fairy tale\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.ewm.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/230\/files\/2007\/09\/lightbulb-little.jpg\" alt=\"fairy tale\" align=\"middle\" border=\"0\" height=\"40\" hspace=\"0\" vspace=\"0\" width=\"29\" \/><\/a> on the block when it came to real estate. Desperate, he decided to Google his neighborhood. In a flash, he found a great <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.ewm.com\/2007\/09\/24\/an-ewm-fairy-tale\/fairy-tale-10\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-3343\" title=\"fairy tale\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.ewm.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/230\/files\/2007\/09\/blog-ewm-blub.jpg\" alt=\"fairy tale\" align=\"middle\" border=\"0\" height=\"71\" hspace=\"0\" vspace=\"0\" width=\"45\" \/><\/a> by a beautiful &amp; smart EWM Associate. He was so impressed that he picked up the phone, called the Associate &amp; listed his <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.ewm.com\/2007\/09\/24\/an-ewm-fairy-tale\/fairy-tale-11\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-3344\" title=\"fairy tale\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.ewm.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/230\/files\/2007\/09\/little-house.jpg\" alt=\"fairy tale\" align=\"middle\" border=\"0\" height=\"35\" hspace=\"0\" vspace=\"0\" width=\"49\" \/><\/a> with her. She knew just how much <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.ewm.com\/2007\/09\/24\/an-ewm-fairy-tale\/fairy-tale-12\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-3353\" title=\"fairy tale\"><img src=\"http:\/\/blog.ewm.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/230\/files\/2007\/09\/dollar.jpg\" alt=\"fairy tale\" align=\"middle\" border=\"0\" hspace=\"0\" vspace=\"0\" \/><\/a> to ask for the <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.ewm.com\/2007\/09\/24\/an-ewm-fairy-tale\/fairy-tale-13\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-3355\" title=\"fairy tale\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.ewm.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/230\/files\/2007\/09\/little-house.jpg\" alt=\"fairy tale\" align=\"middle\" border=\"0\" height=\"36\" hspace=\"0\" vspace=\"0\" width=\"51\" \/><\/a> &amp; before long it was  <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.ewm.com\/2007\/09\/24\/an-ewm-fairy-tale\/fairy-tale-18\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-3421\" title=\"fairy tale\"><img src=\"http:\/\/blog.ewm.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/230\/files\/2007\/09\/sold.jpg\" alt=\"fairy tale\" align=\"middle\" border=\"0\" hspace=\"0\" vspace=\"0\" \/><\/a>Everyone was very <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.ewm.com\/2007\/09\/24\/an-ewm-fairy-tale\/fairy\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-3357\" title=\"fairy\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.ewm.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/230\/files\/2007\/09\/happy-facesm.jpg\" alt=\"fairy\" align=\"middle\" border=\"0\" height=\"26\" hspace=\"0\" vspace=\"0\" width=\"23\" \/><\/a> including the EWM Associate who got a hefty commission <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.ewm.com\/2007\/09\/24\/an-ewm-fairy-tale\/fairy-4\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-3371\" title=\"fairy\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.ewm.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/230\/files\/2007\/09\/checkmark.jpeg\" alt=\"fairy\" align=\"middle\" border=\"0\" height=\"29\" hspace=\"0\" vspace=\"0\" width=\"40\" \/><\/a>. The wise &amp; wonderful <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.ewm.com\/2007\/09\/24\/an-ewm-fairy-tale\/fairy-tale-16\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-3364\" title=\"fairy tale\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.ewm.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/230\/files\/2007\/09\/beth.jpg\" alt=\"fairy tale\" align=\"middle\" border=\"0\" height=\"57\" hspace=\"0\" vspace=\"0\" width=\"46\" \/><\/a> was ecstatic because once again the  <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.ewm.com\/2007\/09\/24\/an-ewm-fairy-tale\/fairy-tale-10\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-3343\" title=\"fairy tale\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.ewm.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/230\/files\/2007\/09\/blog-ewm-blub.jpg\" alt=\"fairy tale\" align=\"middle\" border=\"0\" height=\"70\" hspace=\"0\" vspace=\"0\" width=\"44\" \/><\/a> worked like a charm. And everyone lived <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.ewm.com\/2007\/09\/24\/an-ewm-fairy-tale\/fairy\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-3357\" title=\"fairy\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.ewm.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/230\/files\/2007\/09\/happy-facesm.jpg\" alt=\"fairy\" align=\"middle\" border=\"0\" height=\"31\" hspace=\"0\" vspace=\"0\" width=\"27\" \/><\/a> ever after.<\/p>\n<p>The End. <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.ewm.com\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/230\/files\/2007\/09\/fsbo.jpg\" title=\"fairy tale\"> <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Warning: This Story Contains Graphic Language! Once upon a there was a lovely that was . The owner of the was a brilliant but he wasn&#8217;t the brightest on the block when it came to real estate. Desperate, he decided to Google his neighborhood. In a flash, he found a great by a beautiful &amp; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2041,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_expiration-date-status":"","_expiration-date":0,"_expiration-date-type":"","_expiration-date-categories":[],"_expiration-date-options":[]},"categories":[79,91],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.myewm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3318"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.myewm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.myewm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.myewm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2041"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.myewm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3318"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.myewm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3318\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.myewm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3318"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.myewm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3318"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.myewm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3318"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}