EWM Fairy Tale – A Moving Story!
Once upon a there was a kingdom called EWM where the were wise and wonderful. was the kind CEO and was the brilliant COO. kept track of EWM’s . and his crew kept EWM’s and systems working. And so on, […]
Category Archives: Marketing Muses
EWM Sing-Along Part 9
Okay, okay — we get it. Real estate market’s not exactly great these days. So, now more than ever, we’ve gotta pull together, cooperate with each other in the true spirit of camaraderie. Buyers… Sellers… Associates. Muses, too! What better […]
EWM Sing Along-Part 8
Every now and again, someone wonderful comes into our lives and all of a sudden we feel totally terrific. You know what I mean. Could be a lovey-dovey. Could be a super good friend. Could be that one special Seller […]
EWM Sing-Along Part 7
Have you ever fantasized about performing on Broadway or staring in a hit Hollywood musical? Yeah, me too! This is it — our big chance at fame and fortune. What — you don’t believe me?? Don’t you understand?? Friday’s way […]
EWM Sing-Along Part 6
So, can I tell you about my dream last night? Absolutely amazing!! I was in an enchanted land with tall palm trees everywhere. And avocado trees heavy with ripe fruit. There was a strong wind but the air was so […]
EWM Sing-Along Part 5
I know this is Happy Friday, but every now and again a little melancholy creeps into our lives. It’s inevitable. Ask any buyer who ever found the perfect house and waited too long to make his move. Yes, it’s sad. […]
Waht Did You Say?
I know I’m the one who keeps talking about getting your words just right when you submit your ads, but look at this. It’s a snippet of an email I received the other day. I read it with no problem. […]
EWM Sing-Along Part 4
Ever wonder what it would be like to have an entire day dedicated to you? I’ve got a great idea. Let’s dedicate today, Happy Friday, to our fabulous EWM Managers! No longer will they be anyone’s unsung heroes. They’re our […]
The Statuesque Goof
The Marketing Muses don’t want you to think we only pick on Associates. On the contrary, we find the typos our EWM Staff members make just as much fun to laugh at. Yup, when selecting our next victim, we definitely […]
First Come – First Served. Honest!
In the Dark Ages, before we had the Ad System, I used to send flyers to all the EWM offices announcing the next Mailer deadline and clearly stating that all ads are accepted on a first come, first served basis. […]