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Me: Good morning, this is Susie, may I help you?
Associate: Yes. I placed an ad in the EWM Mailer and I just got a price reduction. But now the Ad System won’t let me put the new price in. Can you change it for me?
Me: It’s great that you got a new price, but the Mailer’s already been printed.
Associate: So you can’t make the change for me?
Me: Well, no, the Mailer’s already been printed.
Associate: But it’s just a little price change. It would only take you a minute and I can’t do it.
Me: Nobody can do it. We printed 85,500 mailers and by now they’re all at the Post Office.
Associate: You mean I can’t use the new price?
Me: No, not for this month’s mailer.
Associate: Okay. How about the Real Estate Guide? I put an ad in for this Sunday. Can you change it there?
Me: Actually, Nicole’s the one who handles the Real Estate Guide, but this is Friday and I’m sure it’s too late to make any changes.
Associate: Why?
Me: Because Nicole had to send the ad to the newspaper Wednesday and they went to print Thursday.
Associate: But it’s just a little price change. It would only take a minute.
Me: Can I put you on hold for a second?
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