Q: What does William Sonoma French Lavender hand-cream and South Beach Diet Wraps have in common?
MMMMMmmmmmm? Still Thinking?????
A: Well, they were mine and now they are gone…
My first reaction would to be steaming mad and throw a little Hissy fit, but as I am working undercover for N.A.S.A and their “Martians into Miami Beach Induction program”, I have to except that the Martians haven’t quite learnt the social ettiquette practises of working in Real Estate office and seeing as they are secretly living upstairs in the Commercial Dept, I have to be prepared for their antics.
I mean, how are those poor little Martians supposed to know that one doesn’t just take somebody else’s food from the refrigerator? I hear in Mars that are all into that communal stuff. Well, at least we know that they care about their calories and carbs. It is also apparent that they care about their skin texture and the importance of soft, supple hands. I should have known when I placed that almost new bottle of hand-cream in the ladies bathroom this Monday, that it would be a goner.
I am however, a little perplexed as to what they are doing with all the toilet paper? I guess it is that American thing where they wrap it around the flying saucer as a joke?
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