EWM Sing-Along Part 7

Have you ever fantasized about performing on Broadway or staring in a hit Hollywood musical? Yeah, me too! This is it — our big chance at fame and fortune. What — you don’t believe me?? Don’t you understand?? Friday’s way more than a portal to the weekend — all great things are possible on Happy Friday!! And you know who’s gonna lead the way? Terry Barnhart!! Terry — you requested this song, so now it’s only fair that you get us started. Ready when you are — it’s Happy Friday and it’s time to sing!!!

Hello Buyers…well, HELLOOO Buyers!
Would be nice to have you back where you belong.
We have fantastic listings, still we hear you insisting,
“Get prices lower, market’s slower — You gotta find me a deal!”

We need an EWM attitude,
Let’s make it one of gratitude…
We work harder, we work smarter,
We can do that deal!

So let’s not grouse, fellas.
Find them the perfect house, fellas,
Our buyers will never go away again!

(This is the part where Terry dances with Barbara Streisand if he wants an Oscar — or Carol Channing if he wants a Tony…. Then we sing some more.)

Hello Sellers…well, HELLOOO Sellers!
Would be nice to set your price where it belongs.
When you insist on going higher,
Makes it tough to find a buyer,
Love your listing, stop resisting…and we’ll get that sale!

We have an EWM attitude,
We make it one of gratitude…
We work harder, we work smarter,
We can do that deal!

Your house is swell, Seller.
We’re gonna price it well, Seller,
Our buyers will never go away…
Please don’t ever go away…
Promise you’ll never go away again!!!

You think we can nominate ourselves for an award? We totally deserve it!!!