EWM Sing-Along Part 9

Okay, okay — we get it. Real estate market’s not exactly great these days. So, now more than ever, we’ve gotta pull together, cooperate with each other in the true spirit of camaraderie. Buyers… Sellers… Associates. Muses, too! What better way to start the process — and Happy Friday — than by singing? And this song’s special because everyone gets their own part. Even the Muses. We’ll sing back-up, just like last week — everything in parentheses. The rest is all yours. Are you set to go? One, two, three — hit it!!!

Buyer Sings

Nothing you could say could get me to pay for your house. (your house)
Nothing you could tell would make it easier to sell me your house. (your house)
I’m sticking to my money like a stamp to a letter,
If you want me to buy, you gotta do better.
I’m tellin’ you from the start,
It’s gotta win my heart to be my house.

Seller Sings

I bet there’s something I could say
That would make you wanna pay for my house. (my house)
I bet there’s something I could give
That would make you wanna live in my house. (my house)
I’ll offer something nice like a wash and a dryer,
When all is said and done, you’ll be a happy buyer!
I’m tellin’ you from the start,
You’ll never want to part with my house.

EWM Associate Sings

As a matter of opinion, this listing is tops,
My opinion is it’s the cream of the crop.
As a matter of taste, to be exact,
It’s everyone’s ideal, as a matter of fact.

Everybody Sings

No failure of inspection could negate the perfection of this house. (this house)
No creaky floors could ever close the doors to this house. (this house)
It may not have a dome screened pool, but the built-in barbecue sure is cool,
I’m tellin’ you from the start, no one ever wants to part with this house.

Buyer Sings After the Closing

No luxurious space could ever take the place of this house.
There’s not a soul today who can take me away from this house.
(What you say?)
There’s not a buyer today who can take me away from this house.
(One more time.)
There’s nothing you could pay that could take me away from MY HOUSE!!

You think we totally missed the American Idol tryouts??