How my MBA from the Xerox Institute paid off…

LondonAs the story begins, I was born amidst the smoke stacked chimneys, one foggy morning in London. As a young child I had always aspired to make something of my life, to escape from the drudgery that lied ahead. Opportunity knocked, and one day, aboard the Queen Mary I made the most arduous trip of my life across the seas to come to a place of magnificence known as America.

Several years later, good fortune washed ashore to a tropical island known as Miami Beach, to a place where I now call home and landed me job in a prestigious Real Estate Company, by the name of EWM.

The interview process was touch and go. Even with 15 years of management behind my belt and a cute accent, I had the fear that I wasn’t going to be able to close this one and then I remembered something, my trump card.

I was a graduate of the Xerox Institute.copier

I knew how read the error instructions on the display of the copier machine.

I could follow those highly technical directions such as:

Open drawer A and remove any jammed paper

or

Open the front cover, release lever B and turn the handle 3 times until the paper comes out.

With hidden skills like this, I was indispensable, I was one of a kind.

The Broker thought so as well and at that, he jumped up from his chair, shook my hand and welcomed me aboard.

And that rest is history. I have other responsibilities in my position, but nothing else as prestigious and important as being able to fix the copy machine.

Especially to all of my 85 agents, each dear one of them who of course do not have the knowledge and skills to even begin to fathom how to unblock a piece of jammed paper. All their negotiating, prospecting, advertising, marketing, contract writing skills in the world, couldn’t possibly compare to my genius expertise when it comes to a copy machine.

For without my talent, they are nothing! For I am gifted! Because I graduated from the Xerox Institute.

9 comments on “How my MBA from the Xerox Institute paid off…”

  1. Monica Harvey Reply

    I’m glad you are a graduate of Xerox University and a very helpful one at that. I’m sure by now you are aware of the fact that I am not only inept but stoopid as well when it comes to copy machines, computers and other scary equipment.
    Thank you and keep up the good work!

  2. Terry Barnhart, P.A. Reply

    This is one of the most humorous postings that I have read, yet there is so much truth to it. First of all, you made it past Norby and then you had to pass the Xerox test. You can always move the Xerox machine into Norby’s office…when it get’s jammed…he can meditate and then call you.

  3. Caroline Carrara Reply

    Terry, humour keeps me sane! I gotta laugh about the copier thing, it is so funny to find that people are so intimidated by it, But seriously I think it is just nice to have someone to fix the “icky” stuff for you, and honestly that is what I am good at and enjoy. Hey, if I can un-jam the copier and help someone make a deal and have a good day, then it is
    my pleasure!

    Laura & Monica: I am here to make you happy! Accent, brains and all 🙂

  4. Dona M. McLachlan Reply

    Hands off Scott!!! We love our Caroline here at the Beach. She always looks great, is never in a bad mood, has time for every repetitive stupid question and she keeps us supplied with British goodies. We know when we have the best there is and we have got it now!

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