Warning: This Story Contains Graphic Language!
Once upon a 
there was a lovely 
that was 
. The owner of the was a brilliant 
but he wasn’t the brightest 
on the block when it came to real estate. Desperate, he decided to Google his neighborhood. In a flash, he found a great 
by a beautiful & smart EWM Associate. He was so impressed that he picked up the phone, called the Associate & listed his with her. She knew just how much 
to ask for the & before long it was 
Everyone was very 
including the EWM Associate who got a hefty commission 
. The wise & wonderful 
was ecstatic because once again the worked like a charm. And everyone lived ever after.
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