Don’t believe the medical journals, the cause of kidney stones has nothing what so ever to do with health and disposition, it is caused solely by lack of ads in the Sunpost.
You heard it! For every ad that the Sunpost lacks, my dear boss Norby, bears the brunt with another stone. But, there is a cure, a very, very simple cure, for each ad you place, instantainiously, a stone disintegrates.
Remarkable I know, but I have done extensive studies with my partner Dr. Susie Friedman and all our case studies lead solely to that conclusion.
Thus, if you have a heart and want to save a kidney, place an Ad* in the Sunpost, by Monday 9am and I and Dr. Friedman will ensure the speedy recover of our fearless leader.
* 9 Ads would be sufficent
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