A Totally Different Sing-Along!!

Susie: Nicole, you do the song this week.
Nicole: Me???
Susie: Sure, you’re always making stuff up.
Nicole: “Ding a-ling, girls are whistling. Ding a-ling, boys are listening.”
Lulu: Is that Nicole?
Irene: Yeah, she’s at it again. I’m putting my headphones back on!
Laura: But that’s a Christmas song. She’s got the wrong holiday. She should be doing New Years.
Nicole: Pop, pop, pop, the champagne’s a flowin…..shake, shake, the New Year’s a-rollin in.
Susie: Geez, where do you come up with this stuff? Who ARE you???
Nicole: Don’t you like it? Scary part is, I’ve done this my whole life. I’ve never had the right words to songs so I make up my own.
Laura: It’s a real gift.
Nicole: I know. I have the dance moves, too. Wanna see? Shake, shake, shake . . . shake your bootie!!
Susie: Very funny, but I think we should do Auld Lang Syne
Nicole: What is that?
Lulu: Are you kidding??
Nicole: We should compromise. We should do, “Ding-aling, New Years is coming. Ding-aling, it’s time to party. We’ll keep this short, we’ll keep it light. We hope you have a great New Years Eve night.”
Susie: Love it!!!! You have more?
Nicole: Yeah. “Try not to over-drink and do anything embarrassing and pass out on your neighbor’s front lawn. Living in a winter wonderland. Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la!!!”
Irene: It’s perfect! You’re a genius!!!
Susie: Laura, aren’t you happy the Marketing Muses adopted you?
Laura: There are no words . . .
Beth: Where are you all going?
Irene: Photo shoot — come on, let’s go.